The Environmentalists

The world is dying, we’re ignoring it.

So with this in mind we’re making a show

But don’t worry it won’t be preachy.

So expect an unexpected take on the environment.

Like this poem about bread…

A world without bread
The only thing you can have with everything
Without it
We’d be healthier
Reduced obesity
And then we’d be hungry
No sandwiches
No pizza
No cheese on toast
No last supper for Jesus
He wouldn’t have been able to feed the 5000
We couldn’t feed ducks
Or pigeons
Bakeries would be out of business

No British bake off
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry would be homeless and struggling to survive
No French loaves
No use for Jam and butter
Bread would never have been filmed

This list would not exist without the existence of bread.
Wheat farmers would just be farmers

We’d all miss out on the Warburton’s advert
But those who are gluten intolerant wouldn’t.

Toasters would be pointless
Sausage rolls would no longer be rolled.
Beans on….?

No bread – no hope
Without it we’ll be toast