“Just trust me. All you have to do now is trust me.”

Stevie and Mark have set up home. She’s a hard-working graphic designer; he’s still the dreamer she met at art school, working on his masterpiece: a pictorial alphabet for children. Everything seems to be in perfect order. They’re in love. Their first child is on the way. They couldn’t be stronger.

A is for Armadillo

B is for Bunny…

And then the doorbell rings.

S is for Salesman. You’ll never open your door to one again.

This is the regional première of Simon Block’s hugely acclaimed comedy, which crackles with the tension of a thriller.