These shoots are made for walking!

Many moons ago, when the giants ruled the earth.
From far flung Fazakerley, to the depths of Aigburth.

Who wouldn’t tremble or cow..er with fright?
When “Fee Fi Fo Fum!” roared through the night.

The villagers panicked and filled their trunks.
Fled to the hills where they squatted with Monks.

But Mary from the dairy could not fall to her knees.
She had to stay with her son, to churn out the cheese.

A hero was needed to end this dark war, And Jack and his cow Pat, drew the short straw.
Valour and Victory must rain down on Jack, So bring ya’ brolly and a nice anorak!

Climb on your platforms, scale the dizzy height, Bouffant your Bellbottoms and boogie all night!

It’s contagious, outrageous, let it all hang out!
“Cause this Giant adventure’s gonna twist & sprout!!!