Hairway to Heaven!

T’was in a far away land, many moons ago…
When, in from the North, a strange wind did blow…
A mother with child, suddenly longed for a leek,
from an enchanted garden, she’d taken a peak!
So tormented was she, by the forbidden veg,
She begged her husband to pop over the hedge!

But alas he was caught with his allium in hand,
By a nasty witch who did wickedly command…
The unborn child would be hers for the taking
In exchange for the leek, that would be his for the baking!
So, for the sake of a leek, their sweet world turned sour,
As their child was taken, to be locked in a tower!!

Come on down for a shampoo and set
And bring your shower cap ‘cause you’re going to get wet!
It’s gonna be hair raising, romantic and hip
So grab your mousse and a Kirby grip!
It’ll blast your bouffant all over town!!
Join Rapunzel and let your hair down!!