Once upon a time in Bootle’s Hall
Cinderella dreamt of going to the Ball
But when her lonely father married another
Cinders gained a wicked stepmother
She stole the dreams that were Cinderella’s
With the help of her daughters who looked like fellas
Let’s hope the fairy gets the call
And whisks her away to a fabulous Ball

It’s gonna be cool it couldn’t be hipper
Will Prince Charming find the slipper
So shake your booty the house will rock
Who’ll be home by twelve o’clock
Come to the Everyman’s Cinderella
You know what it’s like…
Bring an umbrella.